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Monday, October 25, 2004

My Asian Hottie Hasn't Called

Well ...

I left TJ a voice mail ... but, I haven't heard anything back ...

(Read previous entry if you don't know what I'm talking about.)

So, that's cool. I'm sure I'll hear from him eventually. In the meantime, I'm just passing the time by looking at cute guys online and keeping up with the weblog. Oh, and the e-mail. Which is hard sometimes, because I get so much SPAM that sometimes it's hard to find the real e-mails.

Ok, guys, have a great night!

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Another Saturday Night at South Beach

It was about 1 a.m. when my buzz finally kicked in. (Skyy Vodka used to work so much more quickly for me ... maybe it's time to switch to Grey Goose.)

Anyway, the vodka hit and the music was awesome. And, I'd seen him earlier, so I knew he was here ... his name is TJ, and he's the cutest little Asian guy I've ever seen. Pretty much a twink, with a short, spiked haircut, a compact, muscular body, and the sweetest smile. I've known a few of the guys he was hanging out with for years, so I went up to them to say hello and get a formal intro. (I already knew who he was, but it was time for him to know me!!)

That was earlier. Now, the alcohol was working, the dance floor was packed, and I was feeling brave. I smiled, he smiled back. I'd been dancing for an hour, and needed a bathroom break. My boyfriend wasn't leaving, so I went by myself.

TJ came in.

By now, he'd lost his shirt. OH MY GOD. Smooth, smooth chest. Small, perfect nipples. Perfect, light-olive skin. Well defined abs. Not an ounce of fat. His jeans were riding low, and I couldn't take my eyes off his quivering torso. Here he was, the hottie I'd been craving since I first saw him earlier this summer ... right here, topless and in the flesh ... and waiting in line with me in the bathroom at SoBe.

He smiled.

Perfect smile. White teeth ... almost glowing ... or maybe that was the blacklight from the club?

"Hey again JJ."

"Hey TJ ... having fun?"

"Oh yeah, the music's great. I gotta pee BAD, though."

I let him cut in front of me. I watched from behind as he got the next open urinal ... when he was finished, I met him just outside the bathroom and asked if I could buy him a drink. While we waited in line with so many cute guys, I got his number and talked for a few minutes. My buzz was REALLY making things foggy ... but I'm sure we got along pretty well ... I'm gonna call him now and see if he remembers meeting me. Wish me luck!

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Women

Guys, I was reading a friend's blog this morning and came across the funniest bit I've ever seen:

I loathe women. A human virus on this planet. God created Adam to worship and adore Him and out of the kindness of His heart He made Eve for companionship, but that hateful bitch fucked it up and women have been a hinderence ever since.

Hilarious. Just thought I'd share. I think he may have issues, but he sure is cute! And he has a great weblog. And, did I mention he's cute!!

Manhunt: The Search For America's Most Gorgeous Male Model

In case you missed it on the UrbanBoys blog, I want you to read my rant about Bravo's Manhunt and let me know what you think of the show. Are you watching it? Some of those male models were absolutely FINE. Perfect chests, perfect legs, perfect abs, perfect bodies, great faces ... then, they open their mouths and speak ... and it's ALL RUINED. Oh well, it's still good as long as you watch it with the volume turned down!

Today, Jai Rodriguez from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy will be in town at the Houston Home & Garden Show. I don't care how long the line is, I'm having my picture made with him ... then, I'm asking him out on a date ... I'll let you know what happens (haha.) He's so cute. And funny. The perfect man ... because you KNOW I love Hispanic guys!

Well, it's time for my workout. IF I can motivate myself to hit the gym ... the weather is so nice outside ... maybe a jog would be a better idea.

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Thanks Guys!

Well, dudes, I must thank you all for all the great e-mails over the past week or so since I've been starting up the new websites. I think using Blogger is really gonna make things easier. Here's the 411 on what I'm working on:

UrbanBoys

I have started an "Unbelievably Cute Guys" collection, for your viewing pleasure! These are pics of the absolute, hottest of the hotties. Not a competition, of course, but definately the most visually pleasing eye-candy cute guys in the world!! You'll see what I mean when you check it out. I have been very fortunate to get to meet, date, chat with, or hook up with so many great, friendly, sweet gay guys out there ... well, I thought I'd be really selfish if I didn't share ... not to say that any of these guys are my ex-boyfriends, but, you never know! (Just kidding ... I WISH some of them were!!)

Houston Gay Events

If you are in Houston, or plan to visit Houston, this is the site you should bookmark to keep up with the gay scene. If it's a party, club night, or any cool happening, it will be listed. Cover charges, directions, etc.

That's it for now. I'll be giving you some more updates in the next few days. Keep the e-mails coming, let me know what you wanna see!